Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865): I see Lincoln's underpants
Marie Antoinette (1755-1793): no privacy for the queen
Charles Lee (1732-1782), George Washington's frenemy: caught with his pants down
Garrett Morgan (1877-1963): underdressed rescue
Jean-Pierre Blanchard (1753-1809) and John Jeffries (1744-1819): up, up, and away went their clothes
Mona Lisa (1503- ): stuck in a stinky trunk
Annette Kellerman (1886-1975): mermaid in stockings
John Wesley Powell (1834-1902): hanging by a thread
Queen Victoria (1819-1901): God save the queen's undies
Al Capone (1899-1947): keep your friends close, but keep your underwear closer
Buzz Aldrin (1930- ): where no man has gone before
Buster Keaton (1895-1966): by the seat of his pants
Amelia Bloomer (1818-1894): eponymous underpants
Satchel Paige (1906-1982): from burlap to silk
Otzi the Iceman (sometime during the Ice Age): unfrozen underwear model
Meriwether Lewis (1774-1809) and William Clark (1770-1838): worn out.
