Manhood for amateurs: the pleasures and regrets of a husband, father, and son

I. Secret handshake. The losers' club

II. Techniques of betrayal. William and I ; The cut ; D.A.R.E. ; The memory hole ; The binding of Isaac

III. Strategies for the folding of time. To the Legoland Station ; The wilderness of childhood ; Hyprocritical theory ; The splendors of crap

IV. Exercises in masculine affection. The hand on my sholder ; The story of our story ; The ghost of Irene Adler ; The heartbreak kid ; A gift

V. Styles of manhood. Faking it ; Art of cake ; On Canseco ; I feel good about my murse

VI. Elements of fire. Burning women ; Verging ; Fever ; Looking for trouble ; A woman of valor

VII. Patterns of early enchantment. Like, cosmic ; Subterranean ; XO9 ; Sky and Telescope

VIII. Studies in pink and blue. Surefire lines ; Cosmodemonic ; Boyland ; A textbook father

IX. Tactics of wonder and loss. The Omega Glory ; Getting out ; Radio silence ; Normal time ; Xmas ; The amateur family

X. Cue the Mickey Katz. Daughter of the commandment.